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Dec. 24th, 2002 @ 10:13 pm The Very Secret Diaries of The Mummy
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I was watching The Mummy and I kept getting VSD flashes. Some excerpts...

Very Secret Diary of Evie

Day 9
Raised dead, oops. Still prettiest.
Day 11
Have ditched American for Mummy. He's not so bad looking now he has his skin back.
Day 12
Woke up in chains next to corpse. Imhotep is really kinky. I have the worst taste in men.

Very Secret Diary of Imhotep

Day 52
Killed King with big sword in middle of castle. Bit stupid really.
Status of girlfriend: dead
Day 57
Going to raise girlfriend from dead today. Have bought her new underwear as apology for poorly thought out king-killing plan.
Day 75,929
Raised from the dead. Terrible dry mouth. Met cute girl, looks a lot like old girlfriend.
Day 75,931
Finished eating American. Cat allergy playing up again, plagues going well though. Saw cute girl again, cannot tell if she likes me.

Very Secret Diary of Oded Fehr

Day 1
Triumphed righteously against western barbarians. New sword is very shiny.
Day 9
Stupid Americans have raised Imhotep from the dead. End of world imminent. At least I look cooler than they do, am feeling extra mysterious and superior today.
Day 12
Plan to die courageously to prove am cooler than stupid American.
Later - turns out am too cool to die. Go me!

Very Secret Diary of Jonathan

Day 1
Stole nice box from cute but scruffy American. Hoping he might come after me to get it back.
Treasure: 1 nice box, very hopeful
Day 2
Cute American kissed my sister. I found him first! Life so unfair.
Treasure: she took my box too, Evie sucks
Day 13
Evie got the man again.
Treasure: none
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From:[info]karabou
Date: December 24th, 2002 03:06 pm (UTC)
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Day 2
Cute American kissed my sister. I found him first! Life so unfair.

LOL! Very funny. :)
From:rosiemcmc
Date: December 24th, 2002 03:10 pm (UTC)
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Heehee, these are brilliant! Hows about the Very Secret Diary of Richard O'Connell?!
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From:[info]swordgrrl
Date: December 24th, 2002 05:12 pm (UTC)

Brilliant!

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still giggling to myself....
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From:[info]mrtreacle
Date: December 24th, 2002 06:18 pm (UTC)
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Deary - I'm as pissed as the proverbial - nevertheless, very funnny.
You are a bad girl!
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From:[info]caros
Date: December 24th, 2002 08:18 pm (UTC)

:)

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hehehehe :) i love that movie!!!
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From:[info]vampry
Date: December 25th, 2002 07:16 am (UTC)
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Am most happy with Oded Fehr's diary.

Much too cool to die.

Also too yummy.