| Nov. 24th, 2005 @ 10:55 am In Depth Harry Potter Review |
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Best Adult Actor: Alan Rickman, looking forward to film 5. Best Child Actor: Rupert Grint (and the kid who plays Neville was good too)
Worst Actor: so many to choose from, I pick Daniel Radcliffe as he's the one I had to put up with the most. How is it possible for him still to be this bad after four films, presumably he has things like drama coaches etc? Please please stop making weird faces every time you know the camera is on you, you don't have to be "acting" all the time! Honorary mention to Emma Watson for also being pissing awful when required to have actual emotions.
Sexiest School: Durmstrang. Hit me with your rhythm sticks! Slashiest Couple: Cedric and Harry, their love is tragic and just a little bit unexpected. Kinkiest Scene: Harry and Myrtle in the bath, oh my God, Harry Potter has nipples! Totty-count: oh boy oh boy. Between Durmstrang and Cedric and the Weasleys mysterious sex appeal and Draco's new suit... perhaps it's a good thing there was no Charlie Weasley, I might have been overcome.
Missing Character Count: Dobby, Winky, Ludo Bagman, Charlie Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, the Lestranges, the creature things Hagrid breeds, Mrs Weasley, Bulgaria's Veelas (feel free to remind me of others)
Most Touching Scene: Harry returns with Cedric's dead body. Cedric gives very convincing dead. Oh the humanity. Most Ineffectual Character: Fleur Delacourt. Lack of veelas meant lack of character apparantly.
Best Additions to Canon: Ferret down the trousers, dance class with McGonagall. Worst Addition to Canon: Hour long dragon chasing scene, yes I know you have computer games to sell but really. Best Actualisation of Canon: Ron's dress robes, in fact everything about the Weasleys Biggest Missing Plots: funding for the Weasley Twins joke shop via money from triwizard win, Rita Skeeter being an animagus, Winky the house elf |